GLOBAL WARMING

If you pay attention to the media these days, then it probably wouldn't surprise you to learn that GLOBAL WARMING is the greatest threat facing humanity ever. You probably would be surprised to learn that there are some crazy idiots out there who think that GLOBAL WARMING isn't real, or its effects are exaggerated. Those people are crazy idiots. I feel it's my responsibility (and my responsibility alone) to clear up all the misinformation about GLOBAL WARMING. Consider the following irrefutable evidence:

GLOBAL WARMING occurs when too many greenhouse gases such as Carbon Dioxide (CO2) enter the atmosphere. Greenhouse gases are substances that

trap the heat from the sun so that it cannot escape the Earth's atmosphere. Over time this

heat builds up until

every living thing

dies.

Scientists think that we have

about ten years before

GLOBAL WARMING

destroys the Earth.

People who doubt GLOBAL WARMING

are not real scientists.

In conclusion:

So there you have it. The irrefutable evidence. Of course, some people will never be convinced. In the future, those people will not be permitted to live. Until then, just remember: