Crap Movie Comics presents
EVAN ALMIGHTY

Hey, remember me? I was a minor character in a Jim Carrey movie, before I became more famous than Jim Carrey. Now I'm starring in the sequal, even though the connections between this film and that one are superficial at best. Also, inexplicably, I'm a politician now.
Yo, I'm God. Build an ark.
What? Why?
I'm gonna kill everyone. To make a statement about ENVIRONMENTALISM.
Ok
  LATER
God! This ark project is destroying my life! I understand that you're making a point about spending more time with my family and all that, but do I really have to subject myself to public ridicule and destroy my career and marriage to achieve that?
Yes.
I find your new nature-loving persona obscure and offensive, because I am the typical American nature-hating politician. You can derive this from the fact that I am morbidly obese.
Dude this is seriously destroying my life. You're a shitty god.
No wait, seriously. This has a philosophical point. You're focusing too much on the part where I'm killing everyone. The Noah's Ark story isn't about God going nuts and massacring everyone on Earth. It's actually about family togetherness and ENVIRONMENTALISM.
I think you're making a pretty liberal and frankly unsubstantiated interpretation of the traditional- HEY!
Hehehehe! I'm using my Godly powers to make you naked and put weird things all over you and change your hairstyle and appear all over the place because I'm God!
Well, it looks like that dam I built is going to explode and kill millions of people because I'm fat, selfish corporate America.
Oh, I get it! The flood from the dam is like a watered-down family-friendly version of Noah's flood. Only this time it's caused by American greed rather than holy wrath, because the only way modern society can stomach Christianity is if it's wrapped up in a left-wing agenda!
Correct! And in this re-envisioning of the flood story, everybody gets on the ark and nobody has to die!
Hooray!
It's an improvement, but I still disapprove.