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Crap Movie Comics presents
CLOVERFIELD
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Heeeey! I'm documenting my best friend's going away party. He's going to Japan, for some reason that may or may not involve a mysterious drink called Slusho, which was used in all the promotion and yet is not mentioned at all in this entire movie. I'm also a giant cock. |
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I'm the rugged, handsome leading man. I'm in love with a girl but I have trouble expressing it, and I'm pissed off that she's dating some other dude, even though I'm leaving the country tomorrow. |
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You asshole! You don't know how to treat a girl. I'm going to come to your party for five minutes, then get pissed off and leave, because I'm your typical passive-aggressive woman. |
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I don't really have any story. I'm just a one-dimentional character, here to flesh out the cast. |
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Yeah, me too. |
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Hey, we should-
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