Crap Movie Comics presents
THE BOURNE ULTIMATUM

MOSCOW
Who am I?
(violence)
NEW YORK
I'm the hardass CIA boss. I don't take any shit from anyone. All I care about is killing Bourne. Killing Bourne is the only important thing in the world. If you don't want to kill Bourne, you're no friend of mine. You know what I do to people who aren't my friends? I kill them. But only after I kill Bourne.
I'm the "nice" CIA boss. I don't think that killing Bourne is really the ethical response to this problem. Perhaps we could bake him some cookies instead?
I'm a mad scientist who makes super-soldiers out of everyday dudes. I do this by basically torturing the shit out of them for an extended period of time.
I'm sad.
LONDON
Who am I?
(violence)
BUDAPEST
I know you're working with Bourne. Tell me where he is and I'll kill you! I mean, OR I'll kill you! OR!
I'm sad.
I'm going to fucking kill you!
 
 
 
Where did she go??
MOROCCO
I... I think I remember... who I am!
PARIS
BERLIN
LONDON
BOMBAY
SYDNEY
MEXICO
SHANGHAI
MOSCOW
JUPITER
RIO
NEW YORK
Please don't kill me!
This is the end. I've been waiting a long time for this. I'm going to bring you down.
...via the United States legal system.
Dang! I mean... hooray!