They said that the world is not ready for The Adventures of John and Dave to hit the big screen. And they were right. When the film was screened in Cannes last year, the United States congress unanimously passed a bill preventing it from ever being screened in America, and the United Nations threatened terrible retribution for any other nation found to be showing it. It was notoriously the first and only time the Secretary General has used the word "motherfucker" in front of the entire UN assembly. It's said that no human being has ever watched the entire film from beginning to end without throwing up, and many have actually died in the attempt.

Well, we got a hold of the last copy remaining after the Great John and Dave Purge of 2007, and for no reason but notoriety and sadism, we're showing it here. Watch it before the CIA finds out.

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